cross-leggeddefiance:

graendaal:

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

coldgamekelv:

Can’t trust anybody that’s mean to animals

thickthiccbot:

Put ya dick on the phone

coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

i remixed a Simon the Magpie track

fairycosmos:

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

toadprince:

Twitter 2019 predictions

-Travis McElroy announces that he is Hillary Clinton’s running mate in the 2020 election

-Twitter’s trend of copying tumblr but being a few years off climaxes with tweetcon and a ball pit full of piss

-The remaining hair of every verified male journalist mysteriously falls out

-Trump announces that he is going to annex Canada and twitter liberals don’t address that at all except for endlessly making posts about how he accidentally typed “Candana” instead of Canada

-DJ Khalid brags that he doesn’t know his wife’s name

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

flowerinaflame: